Betik=Bekicot Matik, Cantik=Macan Matik, Suntik=Super Nyus Matik

Tulisan ini hanya sebuah seloroh ketika menggunakan motor matik ditengah macetnya perkotaan. Bagaimana tak disebut bekicot ha wong ketika macet mau jalan gas awal si matik ini ditarik musti ngeden dulu baru jalan. Redo atau nggak, rela atau nggak tapi ang jelas ketika naik BETIK alias bekicot matik tarikn awal memng terasa lemot seperti jalannya bekicot. Memang diakui ketika sudah jalan nih mongtor enak selap-selip namun untuk sruntulan ditengah kemacetan nampaknya harus berpikir ulang. Sebut saja Mio, Beat, Nouvo scoopy adalah golongan BETIK ini.

Lain halnya ketik naik si CANTIK alias macan matik macem Xeon, PCX, atau Vario, dan juga Sky wave atau Drive, langsung wus kayak macan ngejar mangsa, kayak Lingga ngejar UG, jua kaayak Nuno Ngejar Mbok nom, namun beda ceitnya kalau Mbah Yut ggejar Mbok Salon, kalem, umur berkata men! Matik kelas menengah dan premium ini boleh jadi sedikit boros namun soal tenaga nampaknya bisa dipertanggungjawabkan. Hentakan awal ringan, apalagi kalu sudah jalan weee, Vixionnya pak Aling Yudi Batang bisa bertekuk lutut, lha kok, yang bawa cewek sih kikiki!

Lain halnya lagi dengan SUNTIK alias super nyus matik, macem piagio 250 atau 400 wuhhh jalannya dan tarikannya jan mak nyus, alkisah dijalur pantura Subang-Indramayu pas jalan ditepi laut nan sepi James Bons menggeber bang Tigor sambil nunduk menghindari angin, kecepatan ketika itu 125 menuju 130, eh tiba-tiba dsalip matik dengan santaimya, James Bons berusaha ngejar sambil ngos-ngosan, bahkan ampek kecepatan 130 pun bang Tigor gak bisa ngejar dan malah makin jauh ketinggalan, dalam hati “wassem disalip matik” nah saat simatik berhenti, barulah tahu kalau matik ini si Piagio 400, wak puantes larinya kayak Panther aja wush-wush-wus, inilah namanya SUNTIK super nyus matik.

123 thoughts on “Betik=Bekicot Matik, Cantik=Macan Matik, Suntik=Super Nyus Matik

  • 23 Maret 2011 pada 15:35
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    amin.. si SW masuk CANTIK..? yg punya ng pake lipstik lho..

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  • 23 Maret 2011 pada 15:44
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    Titik Bonsai

    Tiger Matik cireBon Sampai Indramayu

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  • 23 Maret 2011 pada 16:01
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    kutik = kumis metik,,,

    wkwkwkwkwkwkkw…

    *kamplengisan,,,,

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  • 23 Maret 2011 pada 16:11
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    kulonuwun,
    mmmbbbbbuuuoooggghhhhh matik :mrgreen:
    zzwwwiiiiinnngggggggghhhhhhhhhh,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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    • 23 Maret 2011 pada 16:18
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      πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

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  • 23 Maret 2011 pada 16:26
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    Atik = alay matik

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    • 23 Maret 2011 pada 16:37
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      @^
      kulonuwun,,
      akeh tunggale,,,
      amit2 kelakuane,,,:grrrrrrrhhhhh:
      zwingggghhhhhh,,,

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  • 23 Maret 2011 pada 16:53
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    Ayu Ayu motore,
    Sayang kiblatku moto-gp, :mrgreen:
    Salam kenal kang,,

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  • 23 Maret 2011 pada 17:06
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    waaah, pak bonsai membahas bekicot juga, hehehe, tp beda y bekicot d sini sama bekicotnya pak bro asmarantaka

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  • 23 Maret 2011 pada 17:24
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    nderek komen…
    TUTIK = Tetanggaku
    TATIK = Temen SMA
    BATIK = Motif kain
    SITIK = Sedikit

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  • 23 Maret 2011 pada 18:01
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    TITIK = habis!!
    Loh 0_o
    pie iki

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  • 23 Maret 2011 pada 18:09
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    Lah…Lexam ama Revo CV matic…kok gak ada ya…pan matic juga???
    okelah kalo begitu

    BETIK=Bebeknya TUTIK dibeleh TATIK di dol nggo tuku BATIK…olehe meng SITIK

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  • 23 Maret 2011 pada 18:13
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    Lah…Lexam ama Revo CV matic…kok gak ada ya…pan matic juga???
    okelah kalo begitu
    BETIK=Bebeknya TUTIK dibeleh TATIK di dol nggo tuku BATIK…olehe meng SITIK

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    • 23 Maret 2011 pada 19:17
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      rondone 2 kisanak,..
      rondo depan dan rondo belakang πŸ˜€

      btw Beat dan Mio krn dimensinya lbh kecil ntuk selap selip mustinya tidak sulit di banding tik..tik.. yg lain,.. :mrgreen:
      well karena dilarang melarang saya bebas komeng tho hehehehe

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  • 23 Maret 2011 pada 19:49
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    wis tau numpak BETIS(bebek otomatis) durung mbah?repiyune dunk?

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  • 23 Maret 2011 pada 20:51
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    wah…skywaveku uaaabot tarikan awale je pak bons.. piye jal?

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  • 23 Maret 2011 pada 20:57
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    tutut metiknya dan keong racun metiknya ada ga juragan kang mas!!????

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  • 24 Maret 2011 pada 06:29
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    jamannya masih nunggang tiger.pasti selalu kalah start sama matik di lamer.tapi kalo dah 200meter lewat jauh.

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  • 24 Maret 2011 pada 09:33
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    aku milih kijang kapsul ae mbah. . .
    regane luwih murah timbah piagio mp3 apalagi mp400 wakakakakak

    do panas-panasan warung sebelah yo mbah? ono angin opo neh iki ?

    mbok yao sing guyub . . .

    keep brotherhood,

    salam,

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  • 24 Maret 2011 pada 13:01
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    Waduh, matic kok banter’e ngalah – ngalahi piksen… medeni πŸ˜€

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  • 27 Maret 2011 pada 06:01
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    haha.. lucu-lucu istilahnya.. tapi emang ngeselin deh tuh matic2 yang kudu ngeden dulu baru jalann.. keburu diklaksonin.. naeknya ga boleh ngelamun.. hehe

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